I sit at my desk and start my laptop. It instantly connects to the internet via my super fast Wifi network. Smokin.. I click on the Chrome browser and type in www.facebook.com. Chrome’s intuitive search reads my mind and even before I complete typing the address, opens facebook. Wow!!Technology..
I have logged in to upload a new profile picture which I clicked today. It is a selfie - me sitting at the window on the local train, aviator sunglasses reflecting the zig-zag mesh of the window, hair flying in the air, a crooked smile on my lips. I am looking menacing. I have further edited it and made it black-and-white. Gangsta style.
I select the option for uploading the picture and upload it. I also add a smart title to the picture. It says “Living the Gangsta life”.
My high speed internet connection quickly uploads the picture and almost immediately one of my friends likes it. I scroll down on the window and review what others have posted. I like some of the posts and comments on others. I see some videos and laugh and generally have a nice time.
Over the next 15 minutes, several of my friends have liked my picture. Some of them have also commented
“Go gangster”
“Looking Awesome”
“Nice pic. Cool glares”
I like all the comments posted by my friends. A smile is playing on my lips. I am on a roll. I wiggle my fingers and hover them over the keyboard as I think. I want to add some other interesting status to my wall.
After a second, I type “The train was completely empty today and I was enjoying the ride and my music. Was interrupted by a beggar kid and was so annoyed!!!”
Again, as expected, my friends start liking my comment.
“These beggars are such a nuisance. Someone should do something about them.” first comment.
“You were able to resist yourself? Good!! I would have just kicked his ass. Lol”
“Don’t let anything come in the way of ur music, Dude. Just take a chill pill”
I quickly “like” all the comments and check who is online on the messenger.
There is a small ping sound. Someone else has liked my status. I smile again and click on the notifications icon to see who it is and what they have written.
“Don’t you think its unfair that a poor kid was begging and was out of school while you were enjoying music and relaxing. And above that you are complaining like a kid. Grow UP!!!”
My mouth falls open. Its one of the geeks in my class and I don’t like him too much. Why is he even my friend on facbeook?
Dude, I was not the reason why the kid was begging. I was minding my own business and the little bastard distressed ME!!! For all I know, he is a drug addict using the money he collects from begging to dope. He is probably linked to a begging mafia which cuts kids limbs and makes them beg. I am not gonna encourage these kind of things by giving money to them. Neither am I supposed to do anything for these guys. They owe their existence to themselves.
I think for some time. I do not want to write all this tirade on my wall status. What will others think about me? That I am a egotistical megalomaniac? I also don’t wanna admonish the geek who has provided the “negative” comment. He is entitled to his opinion.
The safest way is to “like” the comment and leave it at that.
And that’s what I do.
I logout of facebook and login to youtube.
Some guy from somewhere has posted a short video of a film he made. I watch the film, but quickly get bored. My thoughts veer back to my facebook status and the idiot who made me look bad online. I “unlike” the video and comment on it
“What a piece of crap..where are you from ass***, Somalia??”.
I go to the news site and read an article about the search for the missing Malaysian plane. I don’t even like that geek guy. He hardly knows me. What right he has to comment on my thoughts? I scroll down and comment
“What are the idiots doing? Is it that difficult to find a plane???. Ridiculous!!”
I go to a photo upload site and watch some photos. I have to get back to Mr. Geek. what does he think of himself?? Comment “What bad photos. My sweeper can click better snaps with his Nokia Asha Phone”
Film review site comment “The film sounds pretty bad..just like all films of this director”
Every site, every where I comment “Bad” “Cant get worse” “Bull!!!” “Shit” “Crap” “Fuck” and I go on and on.
I am enjoying this. Its my way to get back to the world. I am forgetting about the FB comment and Mr. Geek.
I am grinning like a fool, but I am not realizing it. Unknown to me, my shadow cast by the light of my laptop behind me on the wall has grown horns on my head and a pointed tail.